I hate when these hip hop blogs make really nice gifs of my favorite artists but they gotta put their fuckin blog name in big letters like they own the fuckin video, dumb asses take followers too seriously, shit so annoying
what you mentioned!
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
|Parents:||Don't forget to make us proud|
|Friends:||Don't forget to socialize|
|Teachers:||Don't forget to get A's|
|Strangers:||Don't forget to blend in|
|Opposite sex:||Don't forget to look good|
|Society:||Don't forget to be perfect|
|Tumblr:||Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today|
ahahaha i’m saying though. I’m following everyone that reblogs this, no follow back necessary.
sorry, but seriously I haven’t met one of ya’ll that isn’t doing fucked up things constantly.
oh this will most definitely get deleted.
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad